Okay, so let’s discuss the things I’ve shoved down my gullet in the past 48 hours:
- 2 Kale Salads (no cheese 😉 )
- 1 Banana and Strawberry Juice
- 1 Bacon, Cheddar, Fried Egg Burger and Waffle Fries
- An entire $100 dinner at Mission Chinese inclusive of fried pork, chicken and rice
- 10 Chunky Chips Ahoy
- 3 Tecates
- 1 PBR
- 3 Guinesses
- 1 Stella
- 2 Shots of Tequila
- 1 Shot of Jameson
- 1 Tanq and Tonic
- 1 Glass of Whiskey
I’m clearly a model of health: binge drinking and bi-polar eating. It’s probably why my abs resemble Efron’s lately.
Anyway, let’s talk about this $499 mirror that I absolutely need. The gist is that this mirror is a sneaky 3D scanner that scans your body volumetrically so you can see exactly how brutal you’ve been treating your body day-by-day.
Did you eat chicken wings all weekend? You’ll see on Monday with the body fat % calculation. Did you do some pushups this morning before work? Naked tells you the percent change in your pecs from start to finish.
Real talk: what do you think would be scarier, standing in front of the Naked Mirror or checking your bank account on Monday morning?
Regardless, will this help me look like Ryan Reynolds chopping wood in Amityville Horror? Absolutely not, but I still need it. Have to have it.
Hey Naked, hit me up.
